best places to cry after a breakup in SF

By Derek•7 Places

The Bistro at Cliff House

American • (415) 386-3330 • WEBSITE

1090 Point Lobos Ave

ocean view, fog, melancholy. cry into clam chowder while staring at the Pacific

Derek

Tonga Room & Hurricane Bar

Tiki Bar • (415) 772-5278 • WEBSITE

950 Mason St

indoor thunderstorms every 30 min in a tiki basement. nobody will notice if your face is wet

Derek

Tartine Bakery

Bakery • (415) 487-2600 • WEBSITE

600 Guerrero St

buy a pastry, cry quietly in the corner. line is so long no one will judge

Derek

Bix

New American • (415) 433-6300 • WEBSITE

56 Gold St

tucked-away alley speakeasy. order a martini, sob into it, look elegant doing it

Derek

House of Prime Rib

Steakhouse • (415) 885-4605 • WEBSITE

1906 Van Ness Ave

the salad cart will distract you. so will the gigantic slab of beef. comfort eating, perfected

Derek

Tosca Cafe

Italian • (415) 986-9651 • WEBSITE

242 Columbus Ave

red leather booths, dim lighting, jukebox. the platonic ideal of a cry-bar

Derek

Specs' Twelve Adler Museum Cafe

Dive Bar • (415) 421-4112

12 William Saroyan Pl

dark, weird, full of regulars who have seen worse. cash only, tears free

Derek

+new list

best places to cry after a breakup in SF

By Derek•7 Places

The Bistro at Cliff House

American • (415) 386-3330 • WEBSITE

1090 Point Lobos Ave

ocean view, fog, melancholy. cry into clam chowder while staring at the Pacific

Derek

Tonga Room & Hurricane Bar

Tiki Bar • (415) 772-5278 • WEBSITE

950 Mason St

indoor thunderstorms every 30 min in a tiki basement. nobody will notice if your face is wet

Derek

Tartine Bakery

Bakery • (415) 487-2600 • WEBSITE

600 Guerrero St

buy a pastry, cry quietly in the corner. line is so long no one will judge

Derek

Bix

New American • (415) 433-6300 • WEBSITE

56 Gold St

tucked-away alley speakeasy. order a martini, sob into it, look elegant doing it

Derek

House of Prime Rib

Steakhouse • (415) 885-4605 • WEBSITE

1906 Van Ness Ave

the salad cart will distract you. so will the gigantic slab of beef. comfort eating, perfected

Derek

Tosca Cafe

Italian • (415) 986-9651 • WEBSITE

242 Columbus Ave

red leather booths, dim lighting, jukebox. the platonic ideal of a cry-bar

Derek

Specs' Twelve Adler Museum Cafe

Dive Bar • (415) 421-4112

12 William Saroyan Pl

dark, weird, full of regulars who have seen worse. cash only, tears free

Derek